I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
omg why
you still think yaoi hands are so cool?
let me show you the ultimate yaoi man
JESUS CHRIST
HTE FINAL FOMR
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
This. Animation in all it’s wonderful, amazing forms. :D So much love.
omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”
last halloween my mom said i wasn’t allowed to go trick or treating so i covered myself in leaves and layed on the ground, when kids walked by i grabbed their ankles and they dropped their candy and ran
WAHT THAT WAS YOU? IVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE WONDERING WHO THAT WAS! YOU ARE MY IDOL
8ree:
please someone teach me how to unbutton pants with my ring finger
you gotta be a yaoi first
i shipped so hard
and got so far
but in the end
it wasn’t even canon

